NEW RELEASE
Jaggerbags' namesake act, Jagg(er)bags, is proud to release the first collaboration between a Brit and American, EVER! Really. The first one. Don't look at me that way.
Critics across the universe have hailed Jagg(er)bags self-titled debut effort as:
"A complete waste of time" - Wire"Imagine being in a well lit, beige sensory-deprivation tank. That's right. It's boring and doesn't make any sense." - Rolling Stone
"I've got two pretty great words to describe this record: Fuck You." - Jeff Evans
"Musically equivalent to the heart rate of a frozen goldfish." - Kerrang
Tracklist |
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| Side Paul | Side Bruce |
| 1. You Say A Guy, I Say Fellow | 10. Can't Ignite A Brand Without A Spark |
| 2. John Is Dead (Double Backwards Mix) | 11. Back In The U.S.S.A |
| 3. Ob La Keith Ob La Mick | 12. Two Down Two To Go |
| 4. At Least I'm Not Billy Joel Blues | 13. Filthy Sax With Clarence |
| 5. George Is Dead (Rusty Sitar Mix) | 14. Kneeslides For Elton |
| 6. Pour Me A Tea And A Shot Of Biscuit | 15. No Bowie Rumors |
| 7. No Crutches in Heaven (Yoko's 2 Healthy Legs) | 16. Born In The ... Oh, Never Mind |
| 8. Deathless Ringo Dilemma | 17. Blue Collar Pose |
| 9. When I'm 64 Again |
jaggerbags.com catalog inventory
Tracklist |
| Sad Little Piano Man |
| Living In Jaggertown |
| Collecting Liver Spots |
| Doo-wop Clusterfuck (with Phil Collins) |
| Charlie Watts, My Younger Brother |
| It's Still My Colostomy |
| Just The Way You Were |
| Scenes From A Home For The Infirm |
| Apparently, I'm Not Very Good (Only the Good? Really?) |
| She's Always A Nursemaid |
Read What The Critics Have To Say
"The passage of time is a classic theme for older generation rockers. This record is about the passage of gas." - Billboard"It smells like rubbing alcohol in here." - NME
"Musical stylings older than the pterodactyl jizz on Joel's chin" - Spin
"Now that I've heard this cd, I believe I know what it was like for Christy Brinkley to gargle Joel's dusty choad." - BBC Music
(review pending) - Ron Sone
Tracklist |
| Born To Run Everything |
| Down By The Dradle |
| 57 Channels (And No Electricity) |
| Tenth Avenue Delicatessen |
| Don't Worry About It - Just Sign Here |
| Tunnel Of Latkes |
| What Am I? A Putz? |
| Don't Answer That |
The Critics Agree:
"This is worse than when you killed Jesus" - Cream"Born To Run Everything answers the question: Why are money-lenders bad?" - Hit Parader
(review pending) - Ron Sone
Tracklist |
| Rose Colored Asses |
| Candle In My ... |
| Brucie and the Jets |
| Can You Feel My Balls Tonight |
| Sir Paul Seems To Be The Hardest Words |
| I Guess That's Why I Ate All That Food |
| Don't Let Paul McCartney |
| Bonus Track: I Am One Bloated Motherfucker |
Critical Acclaim for Sir Paul? Please.
"I can't stop thinking about goddamned cartoon lions." - Bear"Once upon a time, there was a flamboyant brit who wrote inventive crowd pleasers for the masses. He died around 1978." - XY
"I feel like I've been fisted with Ray Cooper's timbales" - Butt
(review pending) - Ron Sone
Tracklist |
| All Out Of Product, All Out Of Time |
| Jeff Beck Stole Our Haircut (But Wouldn't Join The Band) |
| Don't You Mock My Stomach Pump |
| I'm Here Because Keith Refused Blues |
| Hairstyles Come And Go (Except Ours) |
| Mick Never Calls Me Anymore |
| Handbags and Gladrags |
| Hot Hair |
| Every Hairdo Tells A Story |
| We Still Think We're Sexy |
| Less Grey Hair Than Evans |
The Word On The Street
"Assholes." - Details"They used so many gems on their man jewelry that there were none left for the record." - Maxum
"Metrosexual tendencies aside, this record has no redeeming qualities." - GQ
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, sirs." - Men's Health
"So much pain has not been inflicted upon foreigners by the UK since Apartheid." - BBC
(review pending) - Ron Sone
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